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Hey, I'm Drew Simon. 
I've collected paychecks for videography, baking, and medieval reenactments.
Now, I'm just cashing in on my copy.    

want some
 

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Top Artists

  1. Billy Strings

  2. Jimmy Buffett

  3. Bob Dylan

  4. Willie Nelson

  5. Sierra Ferrell

Top Films

  1.  The Big Lebowski

  2. Free Fire

  3. Commando

  4. Almost Famous

  5. Lion King 1 1/2

Top Foods

  1. Overstuffed Burrito

  2. Sushi

  3. Tavern-style Pizza

  4. Biscuits and Gravy

  5. Nutella (straight from a teaspoon)

                     deeper cuts?

Due to cavity issues, I will no longer be taking payment in gum. 

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